Shopping for pens the other day I found a bewildering number of choices; but not one of the good old Spiros I remember.
One of my favorite foods is Greek biros, piping hot, with plenty of that sauce over the lamb and lettuce.
Are you thinking about Spyro Gyros that jazz fusion band?
I heard they had to cancel an appearance when the tour bus broke down with the transmission stuck in first gyra.
Marvel Comics superhero Daredevil is known as “The Man without Gear”.
Could he also play Beethoven’s Fear Elise?
A long time ago, in a galaxy fur, fur away. . .
I started taking probiotics and now it doesn’t smell so bad when I far. I think it saved my marriage.
You should take your sweetie to the nearest fart museum. Looking at great paintings and sculpture can’t hurt relations between you, either.
Nah, the way to a woman’s heart is through her stomach. Bake her an art, or some other baked dish consisting of a filling over a pastry base with an open top not covered with pastry.
I thought a tart was a case of criminal negligence or intentional wrongdoing resulting in harm.
If you were holed up in a tort, stockade or castle you could fend off just about anyone who might cause you harm.
You might be able to fend off the first, second, and third attacks, but the fort one might give you some issues.
I know he didn’t actually invent the automobile, but Henry Fourth certainly improved sales and production.
Did they buy lots of his cars in Norway? It would be nice to drive down to the nearest ford to see all of the craggy hills, tall pines and choppy waters.
Isn’t** fjord** the secret word inserted into ordinary texts by the Illuminati to get us to do their bidding?
My ex-wife frequently fnord while she was sleeping. The worst part was when it was so loud it would wake me up.
Mortimer **Snored **was Edgar Bergan’s second most-famous puppet, after Charlie McCarthy.
Are you talking about Miss Muffet’s preferred breakfast snerds and whey?
I don’t know if Muffet ever had any for breakfast, but Saddam Hussein no doubt would have liked to dispose of the curds.