I’m all for** voting** the candidates: that is, performing a background check on them before putting them in office.
I vuz an usher at Count Dracula’s vetting.
I’ve often gone wedding in a shallow creek.
Or were you just wading to exhale?
Did you hear that Ralph Waiting, who played the crusty but lovable dad on The Waltons, just died?
I eat too much; I’ve always had a Waite problem.
When the hobbits went exploring the barrows of Middle Earth they ran into a few weights and had to be saved by Tom Bombadil.
The powice officer wed me my wights when I was awwested.
And then he read me the right act for my misdeeds.
I think “Christina’s World” was painted by Andrew Riot.
Do you know if that painter ever visited the Wyeth House in Washington?
Possibly to visit our 34th President, White D. Eisenhower.
Wasn’t the woman who played Janet on “Three’s Company” Joyce Dwight?
Monty Python had a very funny sketch in which they staged a contest for the “Upper Class DeWitt of the Year Award,” with goofy, in-bred aristocrats trying to win the title and all ending up dead.
Did you love it or hate it when Miley Cyrus** twit**ted on MTV?
Nothing I like more for breakfast than a big bowl of shredded tweet.
(I think pepperwinkle was going for “twerk”.)
Continuing…
Do you ever wheat anything else with your cereal?
You’d better have a good meal before you engage in the Eats of Strength for Festivus, my friend.
Feats don’t fail me now!
Feet is kind, it brings to those who love, the sweet fulfillment of your every longing…