Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

If you’re going to be working around giant stones that can fall and squash you flat almost in the blink of an eye, you’ve got to know the dues and don’ts of quarrying.

Three grams of Cymbalta is too strong a do’s.

Ah, uno, dose, tres, quatro, cinco, ses…

Yogi Bear’s voice was originally supplied by Dos Butler.

Coca-Cola, the Daws That Refreshes.

How many people have one of those Christmas souvenir trays that show Santa** Pause** drinking a Coke?

I hate it when the cat sharpens her Claus on the sofa.

John **Claws **may well be my favorite of the Pythons. Don’t tell Eric.

And he always struck me as a guy with good taste and a lot of cleese.

Class Von Bulow was thought by many to have tried to kill his wife Sunny, but Alan Dershowitz got him off in a court case dramatized in Reversal of Fortune.

Do you think every claus has a silver lining?

You’re such a cloud.

(Apologies Mince if this is incorrect, and apologies Prof. P if it’s right)

I think a blood clod just broke off and went to my brai…

Before Aunt Edna can make a nice dress for her rather rotund daughter for the Gasfitters Ball, she’s going to need to buy a lot of clot - silk, perhaps, or burlap.

In D&D,** Cloth** is the demonic spider-queen goddess of the Drow!

Every time he getth a funny tektht, he LOLth hith ath off. (Work it out :D)

Are you thinking about the Japanese fashion LOLs where girls wear cute dresses?

In Spider-Man 2, Dr. Octopus was played by Alfred Lolita.

Isn’t that actor originally from Molina, Illinois, one of the Quad Cities?

I have a huge cavity in one of my back Molines.