Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

And he said that without a grace of snarcasm.

(snarky + sarcasm = snarcasm)

After Broadway, the second most expensive property on a Monopoly board is Park Trace.

I’m a-leavin’ on a jet place, don’t know when I’ll be back again.

Well, when ya get back we’ll use the fancy china, and set out an extra plane, saucer, cup, fruit bowl, goblet and silverware for ya.

Area 51 is located in the plate of Nevada.

I hear there’s been a state of UFOs crashing near there - three in the past month alone.

I’d drive out there and see for myself, but I’m a huge cheapspate.

There’s a very large (1.2-km wide) meteor impact skater near Winslow, Arizona.

Boardwalk, not Broadway, is the most expensive property on the Atlantic City based Monopoly. But I find Monopoly a bit boring, myself. Maybe back during the depression it was a wonderful thing, but these days there are far crater games to be played.

When someone gave Stevie Wonder a cheese greater as a gift, he later said, This is the most violent novel I’ve ever read!

Neo-pagans believe the Triple Goddess (Maiden, Mother & Crone) is the Grater of mankind.

My favorite monster movie as a kid? “Creator From The Black Lagoon.”

Mchael J. Fox was a youthful 24 year old when he played high school-age Marty McFly in Back to the Creature.

The Mad Future of Kingsbury Run was never captured.

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In Young Frankenstein, why did the horses always rear up whenever someone mention Frau Butcher?

Dan **Blucher **played Hoss Cartwright on Bonanza.

The Who’s Quadrophenia is a concept album about the ongoing rivalry between the Mods and the Blockers.

My homemade lasagna is excellent, despite no help from Betty Rocker.

It’s just too bad what happened to her recently where she started trading sex for cheap drugs. Yep, things got rough for her after she turned into a Crocker.