Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

I think the greatest Briton ever was Winston Virgil, the great Prime Minister during World War II.

Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga Churchill?

Note: Choo-Choo died on the way to his home planet.

One time I stayed up 36 hours straight. Near the end I was getting really Poochie.

I prefer smooth peanut butter over the punchy type.

Voulez-vous crunchy avec moi ce soir?

I remember in my youth when everyone would toss around those spiky and squishy bright colored coucher balls.

Have you seen the Far Side cartoon where the “gifted school” student is trying to koosh the door labeled “pull”?

Please, no more jokes about George W. Push.

"Oh Lord take me downtown, I’m just lookin’ for some Bush."

Cars song: Tush and Go.

Styx song: Too Touch Time on My Hands.

I don’t think I’ll ever get over Much Grande.

Don Quixote is a principal character in Man of La Macho.

If I believe Olive Garden commercials, “Mancha” is the traditional Italian term for “let’s eat.”

Do you read Japanese Mange comics while you eat?

“Away in a manga, no crib for a bed…”

As Billy Joel said, “That’s when the manger hit me right between the eyes.”

A fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust and a hearty Hi-Yo Silver! The Lone Stranger!

Ranger! Ranger, Will Robinson!