Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

Malawi is the second largest city in Florida, after Jacksonville.

Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble, eh, Miami?

Mon Ami Parker got me $2.1 million!

Ah’m offly larry of them nu fangled telphones. Ah spect thayer smarter than me.
omg that was hard to type

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and leery,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore. . .

…And farther below, Lake Ontario takes in what Lake Weary can send her.

An eagle’s nest, or Erie, is typically built high on a cliff or atop tall trees.

The town Mayberry is based on is Mount Aerie, N.C.

Melanie Griffith used to distance herself from her starring role in Airy 2000, but nowadays she enjoys its status as a cult classic.

I’m not talking ice cream, here; the head of the Grateful Dead is Cherry Garcia.

Gerry of Gerry & The Pacemakers wrote “Jerry Cross The Mersey” as a tribute to his twin, who died when Gerry was eight years old.

Any time someone says, "There’s no such thing as ferries," another ferry dies. :frowning:

You should restrict your fairy intake to no more than four eight-ounce servings a day. Fairy cattle are very popular in Scotland, second only to sheep.

Let’s go to the dairy and throw stuff down there!

The Grand Guignol theater in Paris was was famous for its quarry horror stories.

Homer asked Lisa: Are all the boys in this magazine named Gory?

In the UK, a truck is typically called a Corey.

Despite a locked warehouse and scrupulous record-keeping, the lorry was short two wheels at year-end.

Well, you can bet Kojak (Tally Savalas) will find them. Even sans lollipop.

Frankly, I’ve never been fond of Peanut Butter and Telly sandwiches.