Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

Remember when Ralph fell down with his box of Star Wars figures and said "I bent my Woozy?

Merchandising rights for Sesame Street characters like Wookie Monster are owned by the Children’s Television Workshop.

A cookie can never be too thin or too rich.

I don’t think anyone considers Woman the head of the Norse pantheon as being thin.

Oh, the noise level in this room! Would you call it a clamor, or Odin?

(I was actually going for the Wodan/Wotan form of it, but close enough.)

I’m not sure what I’d call the noise level. Maybe we should ask Irish-American actor A Din Quinn.

Aidan enters a home through it’s lowest level that is in contact with the ground.

But it’s an invisible gas, even if you’re wearing those aviator sunglasses from Radon.

They do an awful lot of shouting on Everybody Loves Ray-ban.

It’s said that cyanide gas smells like bitter Raymonds.

I’ll be taking some of that cyanide if I have to listen to Almonds are a girl’s best friend one more time.

Despite its roots in religious music, Stanley Phartuccio played his Diamond(s) organ quite sexily with his magic fingers.

Despite a career spanning four decades, Conrad Bain’s most visible acting role was playing Phillip Hammond on the 80’s sitcom Diff’rent Strokes.

As my daddy always said, if I had my drummonds, I’d rather deal with Conrad Bain than Bain Capital!

Horses are typically measured from the hooves to the druthers.

He was no horse, but an Eighties black action movie star without equal - I’m talking about Carl Withers, of course.

Weathers or not he was without equal is a matter of debate.

Are you talking about that novel Whether Heights?

Scientists have documented cases of the Wuthering instinct in all mammals, forty-two reptiles and one amphibian.

I awoke last night to find my wife mothering me with a pillow. Something about snoring.