I’ve never seen Crosby, Stills, Sash and Young live.
Nash didn’t deserve to win the Best Picture Oscar – but then again, 2005 was a really crappy year overall for movies.
There really wasn’t any movie expected to crash its competition that year, was there?
No, it was like the whole industry was limping along, walking with crushes.
If I ever get the use of my legs back, I definitely want to work on my abs - an aggressive regimen of crutches should help me develop that sixpack I’ve always wanted.
You know who had a great set of abs? Crunch Cargo.
I’m not from Holland, but if I get this wrong, I’ll be in serious clutch.
Oscar the Dutch lives in a trash can.
Oscar is a Grouch potato.
I wouldn’t couch him with a 39 1/2 foot pole.
Like most Muppets, Oscar is endowed with a rather large** touch**, a muscular hydrostat on the floor of his mouth which manipulates food for mastication and is the primary organ of taste
As the old saying goes, it’s not over until the fat lady has tongue.
Has she ever been sung by a wasp?
Stung had a successful career after the Police disbanded.
I’m an old coot, and I just don’t get quantum mechanics and quarks and mesons and that dadblamed Sting theory that all the kids today keep talking about.
Microsoft originally thought about renaming their Live Search function Bang, but settled on String instead.
During an archeological expedition underwritten by the Huhtamaki Corporation, shards of Chinet dinner plates were uncovered in Nanjing. They were carbon-dated back to the Bing Dynasty (1368–1644).
That’s one small step for Ming, one giant leap for Mingkind.
If you believe in peanut butter, clap your hands for Peter Man.
I’d rather have peanut butter hit the Pan than… well, you know.