I carry a flask of liquor in my hip sock it.
While playing Texas Hold-'Em, it’s important to maintain a pocket face.
What would I like to do to Kate Winslet? Poker.
(I am truly, truly sorry. :o )
Kate Winslet is a babe, no doubt, but I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t be able to handle hard physical labor, like being a coal poke her on an old-fashioned locomotive.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure Ms Winslet couldn’t fly a Stoker for the Germans, either.
“Killing Me Softly With His Stuka”, despite conflicting stories of its origin, was a number one hit in 1973 for Roberta Flack.
If you think German bomber aircraft were the subject of a Seventies pop tune, cool as they were, you’re all song.
Before the legalization of medical marijuana, head shops would sell pipes and wrongs, but only if you said you were using them for tobacco only!
Men go crazy when women wear only their bongs on the beach.
After Chocodiles, my favorite Hostess snack cakes are Ding-Thongs.
Jumpman was the original name of the Nintendo character that became Mario. He debuted in their game Donkey Dong.
The earliest of the electronic arcade video games was a simple monochrome version of table tennis called Kong.
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s stage name in “Hercules In New York (AKA “Hercules Goes Bananas”)” is Arnold Pong.
The Doors’ second album was entitled People Are Strong.
Home, home on the strange, where the deer and the antelope play.
Out of range, out of mind.
Hmm…think I know which idiom ChesireKat was referencing, but I sight be wrong…
Gotta let the air filter run 'round the clock; keeps the dust mights under control.
As long as the sound of the air filter doesn’t keep you awake at mite.
Will you be my night in shining armor?