Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

Trillium? Isn’t that the girlfriend of Zaphod Beeblebrox?

Yes, she was Trillian, with an IQ of 170.

Carl Sagan was one in a brilliant (and brilliant).

I think you meant billion, referring to the game of balls knocked around into holes using a stick.

If he had the musical talent, he could have attended Billiard.

The notation “Old Style” (O.S.) is used to indicate a date in the Julliard (as opposed to Gregorian) calendar.

I do love me some Julian cut french fries.

If you wanted to program a computer to cut your fries that way, the best way to save memory when programming would be to use **julienne **variables.

None of that would have helped Keir Boolean escape that HAL 9000 computer.

No, but maybe if he had challenged him to a **Dullea **at the break of dawn, it would have helped!

I never could wrap my head around the Duel Decimal System.

If you had one of those Catholic Bibles, you know, a Dewey Bible, how would it be catalogued?

The Bible of outer space rock songs is, of course, “Space Oddity” by David Douay.

**Bowie **is the name for an infant marsupial of any species, but commonly only used for describing baby kangaroos.

Man, my jaws ache; that bag of caramels was really joey.

Maybe it wasn’t the caramels but the chewy tobacco that is making your jaw hurt.

I never cared that much for Cherry Lewis, but I’d go drinking with Dean Martin.

As the Pearl Jam song goes, "Jerry spoke in class today."

Did Pearl Jam ever tour Jeremy? Maybe a stop in Berlin?

Is their touring schedule really **germany **to that question?