Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

Does anyone actually use a Rapper to turn their lights on and off? (You know, the gadget in that annoying commercial: “Rap on! Rap off!”)

I wonder how long before this thread goes in the clapper.

Take me out to the ball game
Take me out with the crowd
Buy me some peanuts and Crapper Jack
I don’t care if I never get back…

I’m Cracker Jack Flash, it’s a gas, gas, gas

We’re jumping, jumping, and I hope you like jumping, too.

Had Abraham Lincoln been assassinated just a month earlier, Hannibal Jammin’ would’ve become president.

Lord I was born a Hamlin man!

The character of John J. Ramblin was made popular in the movie First Blood.

I love the samba, the cha-cha, the rambo and all those sensual Latin dances.

Please speak succinctly, I hate when people mambo.

On which show did the announcer always yell, “Are you ready to MUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!”?

I think he was an announcer for boxing, where one would float like a butterfly, and sting like a **rumble **bee.

The very first video broadcast on MTv was “Video Killed the Radio Star” by the Bumbles.

I’d like to listen to that song while riding a horse drawn buggle, for the anachronistic value.

I imagine a lot of people wanted to draw behind horses members of the Indian assassin’s group the Buggies which were prominently featured in the movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

I’d far rather be at the ballpark than the movies; Thuggee McGraw was one of my favorite baseball players back in the day.

The worst part of changing a tire is loosening the tug nuts.

You couldn’t pay me enough to fly around a curving ice track on my back at 90mph like those lug athletes.

Someday, when I have enough money, I’d love to embark on a Caribbean sea luge.

Last time I was at sea, the waves were so rough I got bounced around and ended up one giant black and blue cruise.