In fairy tiles, everyone lives happily ever after.
Many of them involve creatures with tales, in fact.
Unlike urban myths, which usually end up with one person dead and another in jail, trying to make tail.
Maybe they were sent to jail because they killed someone in a hay bailer.
I wonder if they’ll even get to eat a bale of soup in jail.
Don’t sit alone and bowl in your soup!
You said it! In the words of Robin Sparkles, “Everybody come and play/Throw every last care away/Let’s go to the bawl today!”
First time I heard that AC/DC song “Big Malls” was on the Dr. Demento show.
AC/DC should really play the halftime show at the Super Ball someday.
Do you think if AC/DC became farmers they would someday have a **bowl **weevil problem?
The grassy boll of Dealey Plaza in Dallas, TX is the site of much controversy.
In D&D and other related games, the hyena-like race of Knolls have only one hit dice.
Wait. Aren’t gnolls that player character race in D&D that are about the size of halflings and have really long names and a proclivity toward illusion magic and building contraptions?
Were they the ones who practiced transcendental meditation and drove everyone crazy with their chanting “Gnome?”
No, I think they were the beggars who sit and chanted “**Oms **for the poor… **oms **for the poor…”
If two sheriffs are standing side by side, are they the long alms of the law?
Yeah, and they just rescued the damsel in distress and are going to keep her out of arms way.
Ever been to an Amish harm-raising?
I have! And while I was on the Amish farm, I saw a new baby calf being barn.
[boo hoo, ninja’d and in this game, it’s hard to think on the fly]