Dr. Frankenstein tied a giant literature around his creation’s neck to ensure Abby Normal’s brain remained in place.
I’ve never torn a ligature in my body, thank goodness – it seems awfully painful.
My dear ol’ mom often rubbed a soothing ligament into my legs when they’d ache when I was kid.
I could really use a York liniment Patty right about now. Get the sensation.
I had always wanted to try mintmeat pie, but it wasn’t quite what I expected.
I think burpo meant peppermint, like those records from high school that are still sitting in a file cabinet, waiting to hunt us.
Or (play either one you want) maybe that’s not what he mince at all.
I wish they’d bury those in the Arctic permanent.
You’re right. I should have put pepper in my pie - it would’ve tasted better.
Passing on Burpo’s, 'cause I don’t know where permanent came from. 
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Permanent records; York Peppermint Patty
Good soil, unlike CK’s brain, is highly permafrost and allows sufficient moisture to reach plant roots.
The wise internet poster is impermeable to trollish comments.
Arthur Penetrable revealed himself as the rightful king of England when he pulled the sword from the stone.
The Radio Flyer was the most popular Pendragon in the 1900s, loved by generations of children.
[I’m stealing Arthur Penetrable for Dominoes…]
(I think TruCelt may have been going for “impervious”)
BIP: Leave them alone and they’ll come home, wagon their tails behind them.
Ender Wagging made many of his battle schoolmates turn tail.
If you’re Wiggin, you worship two deities - a Triple Goddess and a Horned God.
I’m afraid Margaret Hamilton is dead and will not be able to perform the role of Elphaba in “Wiccan”.
I was actually thinking “impervious”, but this works too.
ETA: Yup!
I agree wholeheartedly with Burpo; finding the right lead actress can be a sticky Wicked.
“You’re a wicked man, Charlie Brown”.
A low point of Philadelphia Mayor Wilson Good’s administration was the 1985 MOVE bombing and subsequent firestorm.