Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

You know what I wish I’ve never been? A guy who’s eaten Jello topped with marshmellow. I don’t know why people do that.

It’s not a full moon, Venus isn’t misaligned with Mars, no one put acid in the Kool-Ade, so why am I so confused and feel like my brain is mallow?

PS My answer rhymes with “rush”. PM me if you want another clue. :smiley:

At least it’s not a migrane headache, when it feels like ten elephants are trying to mush your skull. :frowning:

Do you think migraines are why the minor leaguer “Mash” Davis never had a major league career in the movie Bull Durham?

:smack:

“My Sharona” was a crash hit for The Knack in 1979.

Unlike most people, I hate ruining good chocolate in a smash, so instead I just roast marshmallows.

That’s why I don’t use good chocolate in mine. I typically use milk chocolate. And after one of them I typically go back and make s’more.

Some more or later, everything decays into dust.

[Hint: it’s only one word.]

Jeez, I could use a sooner of lager.

Got my first speeding ticket by driving too fast in a schooner zone, which didn’t endear me to the judge – he refused to buy my argument that it was Saturday, so no children were present.

Sometimes guys school all over themselves when a busty woman walks by.

I challenge you to a drool!

During our fight, I’ll be duel-wielding pistols in each hand.

Sometimes you gotta be dual to be kind.

Last time I went fishing, I dropped the darn **cruel **full of fish in the lake.

Whenever you fall into a lake and have to swim, the Australian **creel **is a good stroke to try.

The Southern crawl is one of the most well-known American accents.

Being out West, Quick Drawl McGraw doesn’t have that accent.

I hide money in my sock draw.