You know what I wish I’ve never been? A guy who’s eaten Jello topped with marshmellow. I don’t know why people do that.
It’s not a full moon, Venus isn’t misaligned with Mars, no one put acid in the Kool-Ade, so why am I so confused and feel like my brain is mallow?
PS My answer rhymes with “rush”. PM me if you want another clue. 
At least it’s not a migrane headache, when it feels like ten elephants are trying to mush your skull. 
Do you think migraines are why the minor leaguer “Mash” Davis never had a major league career in the movie Bull Durham?
:smack:
“My Sharona” was a crash hit for The Knack in 1979.
Unlike most people, I hate ruining good chocolate in a smash, so instead I just roast marshmallows.
That’s why I don’t use good chocolate in mine. I typically use milk chocolate. And after one of them I typically go back and make s’more.
Some more or later, everything decays into dust.
[Hint: it’s only one word.]
Jeez, I could use a sooner of lager.
Got my first speeding ticket by driving too fast in a schooner zone, which didn’t endear me to the judge – he refused to buy my argument that it was Saturday, so no children were present.
Sometimes guys school all over themselves when a busty woman walks by.
I challenge you to a drool!
During our fight, I’ll be duel-wielding pistols in each hand.
Sometimes you gotta be dual to be kind.
Last time I went fishing, I dropped the darn **cruel **full of fish in the lake.
Whenever you fall into a lake and have to swim, the Australian **creel **is a good stroke to try.
The Southern crawl is one of the most well-known American accents.
Being out West, Quick Drawl McGraw doesn’t have that accent.
I hide money in my sock draw.