Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

When Captain America died, did they play Tap at his funeral?

Maybe they got The Four Taps to perform?

Or maybe the Boston Tops?

The Seattle Symphony puts on a “Tiny Pops” series for children from birth to age five.

Did you know Annie Tots did the voice of Bo Peep in Toy Story?

Many apartment leases have a no-Potts clause.

What if those animals are only plastic heads giving you candy from a Pets dispenser?

How did the Shriners end up wearing a Mediterranean hat like a** pez**, anyway?

You know the answer to that; c’mon,** fez** up.

"Good Queen Fess" was the nickname of Elizabeth I of England.

No, no. Bess was the name of the beautiful young alien girl on Star Trek Voyager. She was Neelix’s sweetheart but her character was kind of quickly written off the show.

Did she and Neelix ever even kes onscreen?

Not even while** KISS** was on the radium!