Well, if you run into too many trees, you’ll probably end up with bruises, abrasions and other woods which need treatment.
Surely you jest. Wounds is what they call the fur of a sheep.
That would be wool, a document that lays out the disposition of your estate after you die.
You’re overthinking this. There’s no sense reinventing the will.
Surely you mean reinventing the wheel, as in George Lucas’ original treatment for Star Wars, “Journal of the Wheels”.
Huh. I’m not the most tech-savvy guy you’ll meet, but even I wouldn’t write with a whill pen! 
That’s quill, as in grandma made me a new quill and it’s so nice to sleep under it when it’s cold outside.
Nyetski. Quilt is what houseplants do when you forget to water them.
I wonder if there’s a cartoon of drooping houseplants among the copious output of Wilt Disney.
Well, I’ve seen a horse fly, I’ve seen a house fly, I’ve even seen an elephant fly after imbibing enough walt whisky!
Dunno, but I’ll be sure to take a look the next time they open the Disney Walt to re-release one of their classic animated features.
Man, it’s been years since I had a chocolate vault.
I thought Malt was an island republic in the Mediterranean.
Don’t you mean Malta, the resort city in the Crimean region of Ukraine?
I believe you mean Yalta, Barbra Streisand’s directorial debut.
I see what you did there, you’re talking about Yentl, a type of legume that makes a tasty soup.
I’m pretty sure you can’t make soup from lentils. Aren’t they a load-bearing structural section over a doorway?
I suppose you could make load-bearing members out of the wood of the lintel tree, but it’s a bit bendy - oak is more traditional, when you’re not using reinforced concrete or steel.
Surely there must be some oak trees in Linden, since that capital of the United Kingdom covers 607 square miles!
I believe that London was actually one half of the team London & Hardy.