I thught ShockAndAwe was the 25th state of the Union. 
No, that’s Arkansas, as in retired pro wrestler Arkansas Jim Duggan.
No no, you’re thinking of Hacksaw, a city in New Jersey that’s about 12 miles NW of Manhatten.
Dude, you’re totally getting mixed up with Hackensack, which is a big heap of winter fodder made by growing grass really tall before you mow it and dry it.
No,no,no; that’s a haystack, that golfing movie with Bill Murray.
No, a caddyshack causes or accelerates a chemical reaction between other substances without being affected.
He he he. That’s a catalyst, someone who believes in free market, open competition, profit motive and private ownership.
No - that’s a capitalist, which is the sign of the zodiac that represents a goat.
Mmmm, I loves me some capricorn. I eat those orange and yellow candies every Halloween.
ninjaed!
You are a sick puppy if you eat candy corn, which is another name for a yeast infection!
Candida isn’t a yeast infection - it’s either someone trying to pass an exam or someone standing for election to some office.
No way, eh. A Candidate is one of our neighbors to the North, so take off hoser.
You’re geography is off… Canada is a landlocked country west of Kenya.
That would be Uganda, the practice of forcibly sterilizing people believed to possess “inferior” genetic traits.
You’ve got some of those inferior traits yourself if you don’t know that Eugenics is the city where the University of Oregon is based.
Sorry, but you’re thinking of Eugene, as in Scott Summers’ wife and the host of the cosmic entity known as the Phoenix.
Oh man, if I had a Jean I would wish for all kinds of stuff like washboard abs, all I can eat bacon, and a new front door. The skies the limit with those guys.
I suspect you mean a djinn, which is actually a device for spinning cotton (thank you Eli Whitney).
I’m sure you were looking for the term cotton gin, which is a small-scale manufacturing business run out of one’s home.