Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

Behind the screen glass door you can see words with double letters in them.

Heh heh heh.

Anyway, I’m not sure what glass door you’re referring to but a green is a slang term for someone who does not speak Spanish.

Really? I thought gringo was a hot, sweet spice used in flavouring some soft drinks, cakes and so on.

Don’t strain your brain trying to figure out these words – you wouldn’t want to ginger your cerebrum.

Admit it, you just decided to injure that previous post out of thin air.

Just like the thin air that a conjure or some other large parakeet or small parrot would come out of.

Apparently you’ve chosen to parrot misinformation. Sarah Conure was the character played by Linda Hamilton in the first two films of the Terminator franchise.

I consider myself a connor of fine science fiction movies and I have to tell you that the Terminator series is right up there.

Wow, I haven’t seen a connoisseur since the early 70’s. There was a guy in my Mom’s tiny Georgia home town who stood on a street corner hawking bibles and preaching their power to heal and instruct. . .

How could you have seen Colporteur in the early '70’s? He died in 1964, and he was no Bible hawker – he wrote such songs as “Night and Day” and “I Get a Kick Out of You”.

And then Samwise Gamgee and Frodo Baggins traveled to the Land of Cole Porter to throw the One Ring in Mount Doom.

I’ve tried that stuff and it does taste like something that came from Mount Doom to me. One does not simply drink Mordor; it’s a wormwood-infested liquor that’s around 70 proof and has a very strong taste.

Agreed, that stuff hits you with the force of a Gustave** Malort** symphony.

I remember when Bill Mahler had his show Politically Incorrect before it got cancelled because he made some controversial statements about 9/11.

Maher? Now you’re confusing a comedian with a tasty seafood that’s sometimes referred to as a dolphinfish.

Wrong. It was Robin Williams who said “Mahi Mahi” and Mork came from an egg, not the sea.

And then they made miniaturized versions of him through “Nanoo Nanoo” technology.

Ah, I remember the TV technology of the early '70’s, when Juliet Mills and Richard Long co-starred in Nano and the Professor.

I think the first time I heard about nannies was on Star Trek the Next Generation where they were using those little robots to to repair someone from the inside. Soon after that, all these other TV shows had episodes about them too.

Sorry, but nannite has been around for a lot longer than ST:TNG. It’s a phyllosilicate mineral that’s the iron end member of the biotite mica group