Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

If it’s snowing and blowing a gale then a blizzard isn’t going to keep you warm - a greatcoat is more the thing.

When it comes to keeping warm, it’s no big deal. I take a rather blazer attitude about that type of thing.

Aw, you just sound too modest – as in Modesty Blasé, the long running British comic strip.

Some Brits still like that strip, while others prefer TV sf action-adventure, like on the show Blaise 7.

Thurl Ravenscroft was the voice of Sugar Frosted Blake’s spokesfeline Tony the Tiger in TV commercials.

Madame Pepperwinkle is rarely overawed anymore when I flakes my muscles, alas.

Maybe you should see if you can hop a ride in a DeLorean back to the days when your physique inspired more awe. Of course, you’ll need a bolt of lightning to power the flex capacitor.

Maybe he could improve his physique, or at least his health, if he added some seeds from the flux plant in his diet. They’re supposed to be high in healthy fats. And if not, he could always make shirts or linoleum out of the oil.

As far as I know, there were no such seeds aboard B-17 Flying Fortresses during World War II, the crews of which often had to deal with heavy German flax as they flew over enemy territory.

Yeah, that’s one funny duck that used to be voiced by Gilbert Godfrey! All the time hollering: “Flak! Flak!”

I think the two might be friends, but I still don’t understand why Gilbert Gottfried is yelling Ben Aflac’s name in those commercials.

Some people really hate Gottfried and are badly affleckted by his agitated, shrill voice.

It’s not shrill, but others are annoyed by **Affec **Trebek’s voice and mannerisms on Jeopardy!

Didn’t Trebex once star in commercials for the Alex credit card. Don’t leave home without it!

Are you thinking about Amex, the scouring powder?

I used to play Ajax when I was a kid, but never was any good at it.

I should hope you weren’t any good at it, since the Jacks family, along with the Kallikaks, were a case study of criminality, harlotry, and pauperism in the rural U.S.

Well, lots of rural residents, not all of them criminals, enjoy some jukes in their salads or (when pickled) as hamburger garnish.

Oh, certainly, Madame Pepperwinkle and I have been planning a **Cuke’s **Tour of Europe for quite some time now.

Appearances aren’t everything, and beauty is only skin deep. You should really try to get to know a girl and not just judge her based upon her cook’s.