Yuk. This fried chicken is way too oily. I think they cooked it in too much growth.
If you’re religious, you may say grease before every meal, whether or not fried chicken is on the menu.
In the immortal words of George Burns, “Say goodnight, Grace.”
In the immortal words of Willie Nelson, “Gracie, I’m gracie for feeling so lonely. I’m gracie, gracie for feeling so blue.”
Which reminds of the last words of HAL 9000 in 2001 IIRC: “Crazy, crazy, give me your answer do…”
Why would Hal 9000 be mentioning “Daisy”, the rapper married to Beyonce?
I’m lookin’ forward to those hazy, crazy, Jay-Z days of Summer!
Like the crazy day when Lazy Borden took an axe and gave her father 40 whacks!
I don’t remember any of the members of the band Thin Lizzie being famous for taking an axe to his father.
Yeah but boy do they have chronic halitosis. Those guys should rinse out their mouths with some Lizzy.
There’s nothing like the taste of a freshly-peeled listerine (not an orange, mind you) to make your mouth feel refreshed and alive.
Yes, I think that was mentioned in last weeks edition of Time tangerine.
When staying at a quality hotel, I prefer to have a room near, but not on, the **magazine **floor.
I went to the opera the other night and heard the most wonderful mezzanine soprano.
Madame Pepperwinkle is planning dinner for Shavuot. Even though I’m not fond of them, she’s preparing gefilte fish and mezzo balls. Oy, vey!
I’m rather fond of matzo cheese myself. There’s so many uses for it in cooking. Take pizza, lasagna, or beef sandwiches, for example.
Do you seriously put mozzarella on your pizza? It’s much better when used as icing for cake.
A mozzarella is a dance supposedly originating as a folk remedy for the bite of a giant venomous spider.
gah! ninjaed.
I always enjoy pizza and beer, but not a dance, when I watch Jane Fonda’s early uber-corny sf romp, Tarantella.
My grandson, Master Longsword, gasps everytime he watches *Pirates of the Caribbean: The Black Pearl *and Captain Barbarella turns into a skeleton.