Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

Madame Pepperwinkle thinks Pauly Shore is a fine comedian, but I snack all the way through his movies with caustic comments and humorous asides.

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So the ideal movie for both of you would be Pauly Shore doing his thing right up to the time he went swimming and was eaten by a giant snark?

I know it’s cheesy, but I can’t help but dance to the B 52’s song “Love Shark.”

Do you wear your Reebok Shack Attaq shoes while you dance?

Back in the '70’s, many people danced on the Shaq carpet in their family basements and rec rooms.

I didn’t watch SHAG when it was on, but I’m a fan of its spin-off, NCIS.

I did watch one episode where they lifted entire action sequences from the movie Clear and Present Danger. I nearly jagged on my potato chips when I saw that.

There’s no action scene from any movie that compares to the heart-pounding 6 second acceleration in a quarter-mile gag race.

Things can get quite heart-pounding in a card game if there is a lot of money riding on it - even just a game of three-card drag.

She fell for his roguish smile, his long dark hair, and the way he talked with his western draw.

Hey Professor! Wanna go out this morning and drawl for lobsters?

Nah, I’ll be out in my garden, trawling manure over the topsoil.

I’ve seen Pirates of Penzance and the Mikado, but so far I haven’t seen Gilbert & Sullivan’s **Trowel **By Jury.

And I’ve only seen the Facebook version of Oregon Trial, which makes me wonder how good the original game was for its time.

I’m sure most of the animals in Oregon have trails, some are shorter than others but they’re all on the animal’s backside.

A tail isn’t just part of an animal, it’s a specific creature – a bird of the Anas genus of ducks.

And some people club baby teals to get at their fur.

I suppose they still use wooden clubs - seal would rust quickly in the damp salt air.

Ugh. I can’t make a sandwich with this old bread. It’s all gone steel.