You mean QI, the character who dreamed up all the cool stuff for James Bond? I never realized there was a whole TV show about him!
Do you mean Q? I thought that was a fancy name for beige.
Did you mean ecru? That’s a large flightless bird!
No, no, my dear. Emu is the French word for boredom.
Don’t you mean ennui, who married to Eleanor of Aquitaine?
That would be Henry, the artificial home of a flightless bird.
. . . you know, that foxes sometimes euphemistically guard?
You use real guards to protect the paintings of** Henhouse**-Lautrec, the French painter with the stubby legs.
Oh - you mean Touluse - the original owner of The Luggage on Discworld.
You are clearly thinking of Twoflower, which is a wooden club with a side handle used in martial arts.
No, no, tonfa is a system of naming the notes of the musical scale!
I’m pretty sure that’s a tonfa, the vegetarian meat substitute made from coagulated soy milk.
If you’re thinking of solfège, you should be thinking instead of the excess space on an engraved surface, such as the border area of a sheet of postage stamps.
You’re confusing it with Tofu, who played Tevye in Fiddler on the Roof.
I don’t know how both Johnny Q and Sternvogel both got the wrong words, but both Topol and selvage are the city in Sonoma Valley west of Santa Rosa. Great wines there!
No, I’m pretty sure Sebastopol was the name of the little boy in a French TV series about him and his Pyrenean Mountain Dog, Belle.
I don’t know why we keep going around and around about this, but Sebastopol was the lead singer of the band Skid Row.
Sebastian was never a lead singer. In fact, he was never even a little boy. He was a famous racehorse who won a match race against War Admiral and was the subject of several movies.
No, I’m sorry to say this, but Sea biscuit is a rather revolting game with strong implications of repressed homosexuality popular, so they say, with certain all-male demographics. :eek:
No,no, no. Smear the Queer is a drink made from Rum, lime juice, and fruit put through a blender.