I don’t remember an episode in which anyone got sick and had to go to the hospital in Bridget Loves Gurney.
Some day I’m going to head out into the desert and go to the Bernie Man festivities.
I’ve never been, although some friends of mine have, and it sounds cool. Are those held anywhere near Burning-ham, Alabama?
I’m surprised more people from the 70’s and 80’s haven’t lost all their hair, what with all the birming and other processing they did back then.
I think that you are thinking about a cat, when it’s happy, will start perming.
I love working out in the garden, but I hate purring the roses.
Oh, I love pruning, my penchant for paronomastic wordplay is practically unparalleled!
And when you run out of ideas for wordplay, I assume you just resort to punning, like American Football teams frequently do on 4th down.
Whenever Sen. Bedfellow comes to speak on our town square, you can be sure that the bandstand will be strewn with red, white and blue punting.
Madame Pepperwinkle and I share similar but not exact tastes in television. For example, she enjoyed Married with Children, but I wanted no part of Al or Peggy Bunting.
Peggy had little in the way of cooking or baking skills, if I remember right, so Al probably never had a good homemade Bundy cake with his Sunday morning orange juice.
nm … ninja’d!
Ah, I remember the Dundee - a comic filled with wonderful characters, not least the cow-pie-eating Desperate Dan. Mind you, I was more a Beano reader myself.
Oh, and did you enjoy Dandy Capp’s comic strip as well?
(I have a feelin’ EH was goin’ for bundt cake, though…)
Ah well, they’re not cultural Brit-side. 
Didn’t Capp often sit around in his Andys while drinking beer?
Sometimes I’m stuck for a response and type something stupid, but then get a burst of inspiration and hit “Undie” before entering my (hopefully) wittier reply.
My wife went to the beauty salon and got a fantastic new undo - now her raven locks look especially good!
Isn’t Hairdo the national language of Pakistan?
His ways seemed strange to me as a Westerner, but I never thought Steve Urdu was from Pakistan.