Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

I don’t think Ringo Starr has ever been to Beaucoups, that’s where Sookie and Vampire Bill live.

A lot of guys will check out a woman’s Bon Temps only after they’ve looked at her boobs.

A great time to check out women is when they’re dancing to an old, slow romantic standard like “Bottom in New York.”

(I was going for “buttocks,” but that’s OK).

Mitch Autumn’s book The Five People You Meet in Heaven had very little to say about women’s tushies, as I recall.

Mitch is a writer, not a musician, so why would he put out an Albom?

I grew up reading the comic strip Pogo, featuring the title 'possum, Churchy the turtle, Howland Owl and, or course, Album Alligator.

Albert was not an alligator, silly. He was a flatfish, genus Hippoglossus, from the family of the right-eye flounders.

And by the way, he was delicious.

I suppose you said that just for the halibut.

When we attended some SCA-sponsored functions, the most exciting were the swordfights. Less exciting was the clumsy guy with the poleaxe who was up against his ponderous equal with a two-handed hell-of-it.

Dr. Halberd of the Simpsons certainly has two-hands.

Was that the character who was inspired by former Vice President Hibbert Humphrey?

Vice President Humphrey certainly had his detractors, especially among anti-Vietnam War protestors, but no one denied he was a Hubert being.

President Harry S. Human had his detractors as well when he authorized the dropping of the Atomic bomb on Japan.

Growing up, I often wished I could be a** truman **on the good ship Calypso, working with Jacques Cousteau.

I thought that you were a crewman, or are you some alien invader from beyond space???

Um, that was just two posts earlier…

Wiki tells me that human is a flowering plant in the family Apiaceae, native from the east Mediterranean to India, and that its seeds (each one contained within a fruit, which is dried) are used in the cuisines of many different cultures, in both whole and ground form.

Aw, forgive him, Elendil’s Heir, it’s a often-made error, and not un-cumin around these parts.

I suppose so - but it’s the kind of mistake I doubt Alan Common, who once played Nightcrawler and now introduces Masterpiece Mystery!, would make.

And he played the Great Gazoo in the Flintstones Viva Rock Vegas movie (a reportedly bad movie and one which I haven’t seen), the character which was voiced by Harvey Cumming in the animated series.

Another great voice actor was Lorenzo Music, who voiced Garfield and also Carleton the **Korman **in the series Rhoda.