Where would the Dark Knight be without his mysterious cape and howl?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting cowl.
Interrupting co—
MOOOO!
I don’t know about you, but Simon Cow always irritated me when he was on American Idol.
I thought we were talking about Gilligan’s island? And how the professor always built such intricate contraptions without so much as a simple wooden Cowell of a predictable diameter.
And, really, how they managed to make any kind of a living when you’d have figured the primitive diet and water would play havoc with their dowels.
When they got bored did they ever set up improvised pins and a lane with gutters and then bowel a coconut down the lane to knock them over?
I dunno, but I bet former Connecticut Gov. Bowl Weicker wouldn’t have objected.
Not if he was drinking a Lowellbrau at the time.
Did you see that movie with Ben Stiller and Lowen Wilson? No, not that one, the other one.
I couldn’t see either of them because I owen too much money to spend anything on entertainment.
Maybe actor Russel Owe could lend you some.
Even great actors from Australia might have to eat Crowe when they realize they made a big mistake.
Madame Pepperwinkle wants me to get her a Chia pet so she can crow some herbs.
But I bet you’d rather read Grow the Wanderer though.
Maybe you could describer Harold Hill in The Music Man as a wanderer, but surely not Marian “the librarian” Groo.
Many bumpkins, French and otherwise, get swept away by the sights, sounds and sins of Gay Paroo.
That city must have been an influence on Charles Hubert Paris, although a work such as I Was Glad doesn’t sound very French.
Parry Allen, the Silver Age Flash, stayed dead in his comic book universe from 1983 to 2011.
Holy Cow! Barry Caray, the announcer for the Cubs, Cardinals, White Sox and A’s is still dead.
So is the victor of the Battle of Lake Erie, Commodore Oliver Hazard Harry.