I like hamburgers, but I swear, if I hear “Some Nights” by Bun. one more time, I’ll scream.
I don’t know that song. Is that some kind of jazz-fun fusion?
With that heavy drum beat it’s the kind of song a bunch of **funk **people in a bar would try to sing, without knowing the lyrics.
I suppose they were listening to drunk rock music at the bar.
Well, as Henry Ford said, “History is punk.”
Henry Ford knew how to build cars, but he was an anti-Semite and no good at basketball - couldn’t bunk if his life depended on it.
Henry had his blind spots when it came to cars, too. His early models didn’t have storage for baggage or the spare tire. No Ford had a real dunk in back until 1935.
You can’t afford a real trunk when you’re single-handedly reinventing the auto industry - you need to be sober and on your toes!
Given how many southerners came north to work in the auto industry, I would have thought playing some drunk, the Southern hip-hop music featuring a drum machine rhythm, heavy bassline, and shouting vocals, often in call and response manner, would have motivated the people on the assembly line.
And if the music was too quiet for them to hear, you could always crunk up the volume to the maximum.
When big game hunting in the veldt, I always use phytomorphazine darts in my crank gun. They drop right away.
Or you could just shoot them with a Sherman tranq. I’d bet that drop them even quicker.
(WTH is phytomorphazine anyway? Google comes up with one result…your post in this thread.)
Bob Hope’s theme song was “Tanks for the Memories”.
[Phytomorphazine is a purely fictitious chemical compound.]
Bob Hope used to sing? Who’da thank it?
Yes, he sang, but I prefer Elvis. “Thunk-a Thunk-a Burnin’ Love” is a particular favorite of mine.
I always liked the** Hunky **bar, with its raisins, nuts and that unique, cube shape.
…and then Chunky got possessed by the soul of a serial killer and went on murder sprees in the Child’s Play movies.
I had such a headache after watching one of those movies so I took an aspirin, but the pill left a chuckie taste in my mouth.
Red Squirrel! Red Squirrel! This is Grey Porcupine! Set your walkie-chalkie to Channel 4!
You could probably order a cup of the Japanese rice wine talkie using any cordless device.