Malapropagation: The Next Generation

Wait, I thought Hefner was a well-known maker of harmonicas.

(whoops, sorry, Freudian Slit!)

I’m sure Hef probably mastered the harmonica along with his many other talents, but he would have bought the thing from Hohner

Wasn’t she a Bond girl?

Not quite - Honey is actually currency.

It’s actually not so current anymore, but money was a follower of a Korean cult leader back in the 70’s.

deleted, cut off at the pass.

I was thinknig MYST but since I wasn’t sure and was trying to make it two syllables, I overthought it.

But I thought the Reverend Sun Yung Moon was a lake bird with a melancholy call?

You’re about batsh*t, tinfoil-hat, walk-a-leash-without-a-day crazy if you think that

loon

means the last name of an American fitness, exercise and nutritional expert, lecturer, and motivational speaker. He was the first celebrity fitness trainer, so is rightfully referred to as “the godfather of fitness.” Still going at 94.

Maybe you should exercise your body less and your brain more.

LaLanne

was the first name of Marilu Henner’s Nardo character on Taxi.

walk-a-leash-without-a-day?

Who’s crazy now? That’s “walk-a-leash-without-a-dog”!

That’s what garapunten, oxycondone and motrin will do for you.

:smack:

Nardo was generally an upbeat character while Elaine is another name for stinking nightshade. Unlike Marilu Henner, it’s toxic.

Elaine not toxic? She had to be, hooking up sexually with almost every man in the cast of Taxi! In her own way, she was the proverbial opposite of the cock in the

henbane

or the place where chickens roost and lay their eggs!

Seriously, is this the place were ignorance is fought, or perpetuated? Everyone knows that the best little henhouse is in Texas!

You guys, jeez! whorehouse is that kind of candy that nobody likes. I swear. : stamps foot :

Possibly because it isn’t kosher. horehound is the written teachings of the Jewish faith.

WHAT? Since when do members of the torah political party have to be Jewish? I just thought they had to be opposed to Whigs.

The! breadth! of! your! mistake! here! is! epic!

Torah

is! a! 1970! film! starring! Martin! Balsam,! Sô! Yamamura! and! Joseph! Cotten.!

It’s so cute to see you two fighting, especially since you’re both half-wrong.

Tory Tora! Tora! Tora! is an island in French Polynesia that’s a very popular tourist destination.

Monstrously wrong.

Bora Bora

is the most famous actor to portray Frankenstein ever.

No mas! I’m absolutely frightened and horrified that you think

Boris Karloffwas a Puerto Rican.