Malapropagation: The Next Generation

[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
No mas! I’m absolutely frightened and horrified that you think

Boris Karloffwas a Puerto Rican.
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If he were Boricuas that would explain his fear of fire, not to mention being grilled outdoors on a charcoal or propane grill.

Now, let’s get this straight: barbecued is the shape of a piggy’s tail; not corkscrew, mind you, but…

Hold the phone - curlicue is that guy on the Three Stooges with the shaved head!

I assume I won’t need to travel to Niagara Falls to tell you that Curly is that kind of photography which captures auras.

Okay, brujaja, I’ll bite.

Kirlian is the Princess of Monaco.

[QUOTE=brujaja]
Okay, brujaja, I’ll bite.

Kirlian is the Princess of Monaco.
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You messed up royally this time no matter how you try to spin this.

Carolineis who you’re thinking of, the founder of the New York City Ballet.

[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
You messed up royally this time no matter how you try to spin this.

Carolineis who you’re thinking of, the founder of the New York City Ballet.
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You can’t dance around the fact that you’re wrong.

Balanchine

is one of the disciplines in women’s gymnastics.

I was going for Kirstein but yours works just as well. Carry on.

[Spock] Fascinating. You appear to have mistaken the meaning of balance beam which is something the USS Enterprise uses primarily as a tool with which to latch onto and tow another spacecraft. [/Spock]

[QUOTE=brujaja]
[Spock] Fascinating. You appear to have mistaken the meaning of balance beam which is something the USS Enterprise uses primarily as a tool with which to latch onto and tow another spacecraft. [/Spock]
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That’s completely illogical! Toxicologists all agree that the tractor beam is the source of that deadly poison, ricin.

[QUOTE=SmartAleq]
That’s completely illogical! Toxicologists all agree that the tractor beam is the source of that deadly poison, ricin.
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The misinformation you sow is the misinformation you reap because

castor bean

is a flammable hydrocarbon liquid, with a slightly different spelling in scientific and industrial usage.

[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
The misinformation you sow is the misinformation you reap because

castor bean

is a flammable hydrocarbon liquid, with a slightly different spelling in scientific and industrial usage.
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Better look for a cheap, renewable source of information, because kerosene is actually a gelatinous extract of red seaweed, widely used as a thickening/stabilizing agent in food.

Think again, Grasshopper! carrageenin is that guy who played on Kung Fu.

[QUOTE=brujaja]
Think again, Grasshopper! carrageenin is that guy who played on Kung Fu.
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:rolleyes: Uh…no. Sheesh. That guy named Carradine is the head of the DNC.

[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach]
:rolleyes: Uh…no. Sheesh. That guy named Carradine is the head of the DNC.
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No matter what your political leanings, that’s just not funny. Howard Dean was a puppet who starred in a popular children’s TV show in the 1950s.

No comments from the peanut gallery! You see, Howdy Doodie is what you call those Y-front underwear that some guys wear.

[QUOTE=brujaja]
No comments from the peanut gallery! You see, Howdy Doodie is what you call those Y-front underwear that some guys wear.
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Clearly, you have seen too many scantily-clad men, because

Tighty-whities

is a cartoon rodent with superpowers.

[QUOTE=Drain Bead]
Clearly, you have seen too many scantily-clad men, because

Tighty-whities

is a cartoon rodent with superpowers.
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Look, I’ll come to the rescue and save the day because the thought of

Mighty Mouse

has generated some ideas for you that actually refer to membrane-enclosed organelles found in most eukaryotic cells, and sometimes described as “cellular power plants.”

[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
Look, I’ll come to the rescue and save the day because the thought of

Mighty Mouse

has generated some ideas for you that actually refer to membrane-enclosed organelles found in most eukaryotic cells, and sometimes described as “cellular power plants.”
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It appears you’ve had a power failure.

mitochondria is a psychological disorder wherein a person believes they are ill, despite there being nothing wrong.

I think you think you’re sick, because hypochondria is a symptom of a lot of children diagnosed with ADD…