Malapropagation: The Next Generation

No, no, Sahib, you’re wrong, because agita,
is Johnny Quest’s little Indian friend.

Have you been smoking something? Hadji is a potent form of cannabis.

Perhaps it may take the form of an illicit drug, but

hashish

is a term used in the Middle East for a “special cash gift” (anything from a waiter’s tip to a bribe solicited by a government official) made to grease the skids of commercial relationships.

(And by the way, I realize that you were asking for the capital of that territory a while back:

The island is indeed Guam, but the city is **Agana.)

Holy hobbits, smack my ass and call me Fritz. . . everyone knows that Backshish
is the name of an oft-controversial, sometimes perverted animator.

No, Ralph Bakshi is the name of a game involving balls originating in Italy.

Kiss mah grits! for this off-base answer! Answering

bocce

will induce a frenzy among more hedonistic.

Frenzied and hedonistic is right, but you’ve got the word wrong! Bacchae is a strong, dark beer typically brewed in the fall and aged through the winter for consumption the following spring.

I’m sorry, but that doesn’t explain who put the bock
In the bock bah bock bah bock ?

No diploma for you!!! I thought it was universally known that bomp
is the first word in the official title of the “graduation march” song.

Clearly you are not up on your fashion, for

pomp

is a fluffy hairstyle.

Well after all, we are talking about 1970’s fashion; that’s when Steve Miller asserted that he was the Pompadour of Love.

Looks like some of that 60’s pot infected your 70’s fashion sense. Otherwise, you never would have mistaken pompatus for the semi-aquatic African animal.

Better check your Greek mythology–Hippopotamus was the Amazonian queen with the magical girdle.

Not unless the girdle was made from jumper cables because Hippolyte is any substance containing free ions that behaves as an electrically conductive medium.

You’ve been snorting battery acid. Everybody knows that an electrolyte is one who carries the torch in a ceremonial procession.

I don’t see how anyone can be the adoring follower of someone who doesn’t realize that

acolyte

is an iron ore mined in the Mesabi Range of Minnesota and shipped to various Great Lakes ports before being used in the production of steel.

You record was almost stainless up until you stated that

taconite

was a city in Washington.

I think that must be some misinformation from back in your salad days; because Tacoma is the large, edible, tuberous root of a tropical American plant, Pachyrhizus erosus, often used raw.

INFIDEL!

Jicama

is to strive or struggle, often used in the context of a religious conflict.

Well, maybe my son is more religious than I thought; because he takes his jihad with him everywhere he goes!