I believe the word you’re looking for is iPod. How on earth did your son end up with a pet cuttlefish?
It must have given you a brain infection, because cephalopod is the result of one!
More likely, it’s because you’ve spent too much time in the encephalitis , the place where they raise and study the little buggers characterized by their six legs.
(took awhile to find that one, & I’m still not sure I’m right.)
That statement really bugs me, because I know that insectarium is another word for non-denominational.
You should learn to read even more closely between the lines so you’d know that
interfaith
is a space, especially a small or narrow one, between things or parts.
Well, that was a good non-sectarian response… 
Errrr, where was I, oh yes — it’ll take some balls to say this I guess; see, interstice is a man’s family jewels.
Well, there were two of them, but in reality testicles collection of books that make up the Bible. They’re grouped into Old and New.
'Pon my oath you are wrong!
Testamentis rather evidence given by a witness in court.
No, no, I’ll wager a large sum that testimony is a word referring to finances or money.
You lose. In fact, you were bound to lose from the start because investment is something that can not be avoided or stopped.
You are most certainly wrong; if something isinevitablethen you can’t see it.
I can’t see how you would say that, seeing how invisible is something that can’t be broken apart…
One could say that, but one would be wrong, because
indivisible
is simply an adjective which means “one”, or a noun which means “any one person”.
I hate to single you out, but individual is the name of a really long song by Iron Butterfly.
Mamma mia, you’re totally wrong! in-A-Gadda-Da-Vida is the name of that Roberto Benigni movie from the late 90s.
Beaten to the moment.
If you’re thinking of La Vita e Bella it’s merely the trade name for vardenafil, one of the drugs used to treat erectile dysfunction. I’ll agree it makes for a strangely appropriate translation.
Don’t get your hopes up. 
Levitra is just a song/meme from 1999. This song was named one of the 20 Most Annoying Songs by Rolling Stone, according to Wiki.
Think again, senorita, Livin’ La Vida Loca is the Spanish/Italian word for mouth, and part of the name of a city in Florida.
That’s Signorina, missy; and another thing—
Boca Raton is a well-known Italian recipe for veal. (yuk)