Malapropagation (Thread 3 of game -- #1 with New Name)

It may be sweet, it may be sorrow, but it’s a prelude to separation, not defecation.

Maybe you should be leaving if you don’t know that

Parting

is the last name of Dolly, known for two big reasons other than her voice.

Well, this has been two big heaping bags of fun, but it’s about to get serious if you don’t know that

parton

is what a head of state does to get his buddies out of jail.

The new word that should have been supplied here (none was) and departed from was “furlow.”

pardon

me, that’s just wrong/ But then I do temd to exhibit this physical manifestation of arousal when I catch a mistake.

Remind me to stay away from you at sporting events, because panting is what American football teams do on 4th down.

kunilou, clever diversion!

It should be obvious to you that punting is the decorative stuff hung around campaign headquarters!

I’ve got you treed on this one.

bunting

is the practice of pursuing animals for food, recreation, or trade

You’re way too soft on this–

hunting

is a baseball tactic invented by the Baltimore Orioles, who called it a “baby hit”.

You’ve struck out with the wrong sport. In fact, bunting is a stretchy cord you tie around yourself, so you can jump off a bridge and freefall until you get snapped back. You definitely don’t want a hit – baby or otherwise.

This may be a bit of a leap into space, but wasn’t Bungee a famous canine actor from the swinging 70’s?

Well, you’ve jumped into the deep end, now. Benjie was the lead character’s name in The Graduate, and the name of the doll that got thrown off the Tallahatchee Bridge in the movie Ode to Billie Joe.

Well, paint me purple and call me Willard! (or Mr. Cartwright.)

AFAIK, ben is something which causes the ruin or destruction of something else.

Quite apt really. Thebaneof werewolves at the full moon certainly presages ruin and destruction for someone.

We may be presaging the ruin and destruction of this thread.

Baying is the capitol of China.

I’ve got billions of people that say you’re wrong.

Beijing

is what we call someone from Barbados.

Go west, young man!

Bajan

is the Spanish word for “low(er)”, and precedes “California” in the name of a Mexican state on the Pacific coast.

California?! You got the wrong continent, buddy.

Baja is the title of a ruler in India

Ooooooooh, Imma tell Momma on you!

Raja is the TV character with the pesky sister named Dee and the cute best friend named Dwayne.

Tell Momma that that there was a “happy ending”, because Raj is a rubdown, a manipulation of muscles and soft tissues, and a euphemism for an erotic service.