Malapropagation (Thread 3 of game -- #1 with New Name)

My goodness, what DO they teach in schools these days? Everybody knows that a protagonist is actually a unicellular heterotrophic protist.

Tsk.

Tsk yourself, m’dear. Protozoa is the amorphous spirt presence that appears at a seance.

King’s X.

Protoplasm

is the process by which plants take on sunlight and produce chlorophyll and other green stuff

Zeldar’s gonna be green with envy when he sees that I know

photsynthesis

is a form of reproduction in which the ovum develops into a new individual without fertilization. I developed that idea without any outside help.

The new individual will have trouble walking because parthenogenesis is a method of examining and surgically repairing joints using only tiny incisions.

Beg to differ. Haven’t learned how to do spoiler boxes just yet, but

“arthroscopy”

is a punctuation mark, used in contractions and the possessive case. (EXCEPT in the possessive case of “it”!! Yargh! My pet peeve!)

Sorry if you don’t know how to use [spoiler} tags yet, Brujaja, but haven’t you learned that

apostrophe

is a terrible and destructive disaster?

Au contraire.

Catastrophe is a physical condition where a person goes blank and rigid, and won’t respond.

I believe you might be thinking of catatonia but that’s a region in NE Spain near France

No, Catalonia is an orange-fleshed melon.

Brujaja: Spoiler boxes are like this {spoiler}text you want to hide{/spoiler} only with instead of {}.

Twix, Twix, Twix, you amaze me. Surely you’ve heard that song where

Cantaloupe

play with the deer?

What a beautiful song it is! It’s an antelope It’s like a hymn, sung in responsive, alternating parts.

No, an antiphon is a word that means the opposite of another word; like an entry in an anti-thesaurus.

Ever so close! But

antonym

is the dude that hooked up with Cleopatra and Jennifer Lopez

I wouldn’t want you to feel like an asp, but everybody on the block knows Mr.

Anthony

is really an italian director, known for such films as L’Avventura and Blow Up.

I believe you’re mistaken.

Antonioni

is a metalloid element used in various alloys and paint products.

Psst – brujaja – see post #30 for how to make spoiler boxes.

Thanks, Twicks!

Antonioniis a metalloid element used in various alloys and paint products.

No, Antimony was a character who could coax the blues right out of a horn.