Malapropagation (Thread 3 of game -- #1 with New Name)

The Winner. Mine was just a tad late.

'Fraid you’re both using the same word to describe different things – and you’re both mistaken. Proletariat is the adjective form of prolate which means “to hurl.” As in, the way drunks may suddenly and forcefully eject the contents of their stomachs.

Wait, I thought that

Secretariat

was a word describing something sacred and inviolable

If it’s

sacrosanct

that you’re thinking of, I must point out that that’s a baseball term for a bunt or a fly ball that’s intended to advance a runner while deliberately inviting an out.

It’s also a wonderful thing to do to young maidens, assuming you can find one these days.

You are quite mistaken, sad to say. Sacrifice is the name of the joint between the pelvis and the bottom of the spine.

A refreshing mistake – sacroiliac is an old-timey soda pop.

Unless I correct you now, this mistake will be preserved for all eternity. A

sarsaparilla

is a stone coffin.

No no, you’re thinking ofsarcophagus.That’s the gullet.

It amazes me how many people think that

esophagus

is stuff that only the insiders and specially trained can relate to and understand

Zeldar, it’s not hard to understand that you’re thinking of

esoterica,
but that’s really just a fancy term for literature and other materials designed to invoke sexual arousal.

Incidentally, the

that I was going for yesterday is

anaphoresis.

Thanks for the clarification on your lost word, but in the case of

erotica

that’s the workaday name of one of Beethoven’s symphonies

That was an heroic effort on your part but for the third time

Eroica

is the name of a 1994 movie directed by Atom Egoyan.

Actually – strange but true – Exotica is the part of the car next to the muffler.

Looks like Damien has gone back to auto mechanics again.

Exhaust is a priest who casts the devil out of a possesed person.

And Sternvogel I’m sorry I misread you yesterday, but
anaphoresis
was the name of that English schoolteacher who went to Siam in The King and I.

The word you’re looking for, which only someone with as masterful a command of the English language as myself would know, is

exorcist

which means, “Someone who thinks very highly of themselves.”

You must think very highly of yourself to try and pull that one off, when everyone knows that an Egoist is a supporter of the late Yugoslavian president (or dictator, if you prefer.)

Oh, my. Here we go again, again.

Titoist

is that planet from Star Wars

Sorry, you’ll continue to come up short until you learn that Tatooine is Mr. Roarke’s sidekick on Fantasy Island.

You get good marks for that retort, but

tattoo

is the yokel’s way of pronouncing the garden variety spud

Must I tell you people everything?

A tater, or rather potato

is a type of soup where meat and vegetables are boiled together with water until they form into a thick mush.