I’ll try to keep this short.
electrocution
is to lengthen or stretch something.
HA HA HA HA HA!
Sorry. El Longation was an alter-ego of Quick Draw McGraw.
Isn’t that how you measure distance east and west on a globe?
never mind. :smack:
That’s a ballpark guess.
But,
longitude
is one of those things Jesus had to say in the Sermon on The Mount
(If I have to go to Wikipedia to get ONE MORE of these things…)
freckafree, I admire your wicked sense of humor; however I fear I must correct you.
El Kabongwas in fact the name of the fearsome prison in the Harry Potter books. (mmmmm…Snape!)
Quack! I type slow! Plus, I was at Wiki looking up Quick Draw McGraw.
There is some magic involved but Azkaban was the boy who found the magic lamp and the genie.
I could be wrong, but I think Aladdinis when you’re loaded down with packages or provisions, like a shopper or a pack mule.
I do hope you’re meaning
laden (as in Osama Bin)
but if so, that’s what you use to get up on the roof or down into the well
Dude, what are you thinking? A ladder is where you keep your staple foodstuffs.
He, he, he. I do wish you were right, but
larder
is what you do at a pool hall or beer joint that they put up signs to keep you from doing of the “Please Don’t” variety. Rhymes with one of those things in your neck.
I know that you think that’s what it means if you are told "DO NOT
LOITER!
but really, it’s the guy you call to defend you if you’re trying to fight that felony charge.
(I hope I did this right, jumping in on page 3 as I am)
There’s no waiting in line to play. First come, first served, as it were.
As for the word you’re after, I should hope
lawyer
was the last name of one of Mark Twain’s characters
I can see that literature wasn’t one of your strong suits, if it were you’d know that a sawyer is actually the slang term for a ten dollar bill.
Whoops, sorry, Zeldar, but a Sawyer is somebody who gets off on watching people get naked from a hidden vantage point.
Simulpost!! But really, SmartAleq, you should know this one –
a sawbuck is an old-timey name for a doctor.
No, that’s
sawbuck,
that wild Viper pilot chick from Battlestar Galactica played by Katee Sackhoff.
Rubystreak, you fool, a
Starbuck
is a lovemaking session in zero gravity.
(Had to look that one up.)
Unless there’s something else that fits here, this wins the thread! 
Anybody got a clue where to go after
Starfuck
?
Wait, wasn’t that a 1960s TV series with some captain dude who solved hi-tech problems with lo-tech fistfights in which his shirt got ripped, and scored a truly amazing number of alien chicks by the way?
And, y’know, they could have called it Star Fuck, if that would ever have got past the censors.