White women are wenches. (Or maybe I am little behind the times ;)).
Medieval times, maybe.
There, there, calm down. It was just a flimsy little joke about your reference to living “in the mid-Atlantic”, by which I assume you intended “region” or “states”, rather than “ocean”.
Well, wenches can be black if they’re “strapping”. Especially in Baltimore, apparently. 
Or, of course, “lusty” (you don’t want to see search results for that, trust me).
There are so many things I would like to search in Google for the non-porn results that I just can’t…you learn through a trial by fire that some words cannot be used together in an internet search - no matter how innocent your intent.
Well, I remember a guy at work who wore a seasonal-themed t-shirt that read “just say HO”. He was Asian, surnamed Ho.
Good thing I didn’t work w/ him, I wouldn’t have gotten anything done for punning all day. The possibilities are tremendous.
The problem with black Santa is that their are promulgated by creationists, who are subtly attempting to undermine evolution, showing that God made Santa black, therefore we doesn’t lose Melanin in order to produce more vitamin D the way he would if in fact evolution was true.
That is the lesson we are letting these people teach our children. Abandon science, embrace creationism. It pisses me off because it’s a total betrayal of the otherwise sound scientific underpinnings of the Christmas mythos.
Than there is the whole problem of cultural appropriation. The role of Santa is a role that could have gone to a white man. They did the same thing in the musical Hamilton where a black man played the partmof Hamilton. That too, could have gone to a white actor. Now white actors are having such a hard time finding roles because the Santas and Hamiltons of this world have been appropriated by black actors stealing their heritage.
Case in point, Matt Damon is hurting so badly. Instead of playing Santa or Hamilton he’s forced to take an oncoming role in “The Great Wall,” being filmed in China. The same thing happened to Keanu Reeves, who, unable to find work due to domestic cultural appropriation of white roles, was forced to take part in the “47 Ronin” that came out a few years ago.
I’ve seen the 47 Ronin, and if any black people out there have seen it, they should be ashamed because that’s what things come to when Black people try to be Santa.
Don’t even get me started on the effect this has had on the Asian acting community who have been displaced by the likes of Keanu and Matt as a result of this.
So, to summarize:
Black Santas:
- Are pushing a creationist agenda
- Responsible for both the 47 Ronin and the forthcoming Great Wall movie.
Except St. Nicholas was born in Anatolia. But other than that, well played, sir. Two blimps up.
My favorite winter sweatshirt has a stable. Shepherds are looking in a window, there’s camels and sheep around, big star in the sky. From inside a voice hollers "It’s a girl!"
I’ve worn it to events at church, and people think it’s hilarious. The only person who was ever troubled by it was my beloved maternal grandmother, so I didn’t wear it in front of her. She was literally the only person I knew whom I would alter my behavior for, pretend to be something I wasn’t.
I thought they were “strumpets” or maybe “wantons”