Mamas Don't Let Yer Babies Grow Up To Be Freakishly Muscular Juice Heads

I swear, when I first saw this picture that accompanied a NY Post story on Friday, I assumed either the Post got whooshed (no big news there) or Rupert sold the tabloid to the publishers of Weekly World News.

Apparently, 12 year old Richard Sandrak is real. His parents, aided and abeted by Dr Phil starting tomorrow, can expect to see their bank account swell larger than their sons pecs after the release of an upcoming documentary, workout video and diet book.

I’m sorry, for lack of a better term; when something looks unnatural - it just looks unnatural. I’m still not 100% convinced the photos on Google’s image search are real. Either this kid should change his nickname from ‘Little Hercules’ to ‘Bubblehead’ or someone’s farking abilities need improvement.

I have a few words of unsolicited advice for the young lad’s parents; Pavel & Lena Sandrak.1. You want your kid to excercise, hey I’m right with ya…there are way too many elementary school aged couch potatos who can only do a pull up if it includes hitting a play staion joystick - but from my vantage point, I think you went a little overboard.

  1. If the main focus is going to be merchandising your son and turning him into a pre-teen franchise, why not take that extra publicity step and let him sleep at Neverland. He’s obviously big enough to defend himself

  2. Push your son toward a PoliSci major when he gets to college. He obviously doesn’t get to make too many decisions for himself anyway. You’re right in CA, ground zero for your sons future carrer in state politics.

  3. It’s still such a shame about JonBenet’s demise. I bet good money she and your son would’ve made a such a cute couple.

  4. If you come across an anonymous CA Doper on the street one day who happens to blurt out, 'I for one welcome our new… … overlords", don’t say I didn’t warn ya.But that’s just my opinion. Of course, the more open-minded, live and let live crowd may have an opposing viewpoint.

Old, old news. But the kid is 100% real and on serious gear.

Ok, it’s new to me and I’m horrified! :eek:

Not necessarily. He’s big, but not all that big. If he had about twice as much bodyfat as he does, we probably wouldn’t even be talking about him.