Oh, and don’t forget…“Huge Tracts of Land.”
[q]I had a friend who got breast implants. When we went sunabting at the ocean, her boobs stood STRAIGHT UP. We were lying down and her boobs just pointed north. It was SCARY!![/q]
Whoa. Up is one thing, but north? When you turn her around, do her boobs right themselves? Maybe she should go to church more often. 
My gram always called them “cushions”-when she would put me on her lap to rock me to sleep, she would say (you have to imagine the Scottish brogue) “Put your head on my cushions and I’ll sing to you”. As I recall, they were much more comfortable than my pillow is now. I slept better then, too.
Scotti