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Challenge: Make up your own NON-OBVIOUS joke here.
There are too many easy ways out in this one.
That must have been some good shit…
Naw, I got nuttin’
I guess that asshole is going to have a hard time dealing with this setback?
Crack obstruction lands you in jail.
In his buttocks? Like, surgically?
Or between his buttocks?
“Man, that smells like shit. What is it?”
- “Butt crack.”
The worst part is, he was intending on distributing the stuff! :o
So does this get its own street name? “Moon dust”? “Pipeweed”?
Is this how crack cocaine got the name?
Dude, let’s stick some of the stuff that came from that guy’s butt up our noses.
One wonders where he hides the pipe.
Hey man, you got some crack?
Are you kidding? I’ve got it coming out of my ass!
Heh. He’s being charged with “obstructing and hindering.” Yeah, I’d imagine that 15 bags of crack up the crack would be quite an obstruction.
I wonder what his false statement to the police was? “I don’t know how those got there!” maybe?
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I wonder how they pronounced “Hindering?”
Rump rock. Available in dime bags or econo-size hindquarters.
His business was in arrears.
Pssssst! Hey man…you wanna get high?
Pull my finger!
Dingledope
Actually, it was “honestly, officer, those are not my buttcheeks.”
So it really IS crack?
(Isn’t this actually really common?)