I don’t know–maybe this should go in Cafe Society?
Oops. (Post 23)
You had to go and start a trend…
I would think that the police could identify chili peppers by smell. I have been around many cats giving birth and it does not smell like chili peppers.
2 questions…
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Is the animal cruelty charge based on the marinade… or keeping it in the trunk?
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Would it be illegal to eat a cat?
It also happened to be a male cat.
I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that there may be some mental health issues going on with this dude. Probably schizophrenic.
By the way, someone should probably warn any women this guy may date that if he says, “I want to eat your pussy,” it doesn’t mean what they think it means.
Geez. Everybody knows you use a dry rub.
Our cat is adopted from the same SPCA that now has Navarro…I might be tempted next time I talk to the Erie County SPCA to ask what the deal was here. This story is beyond weird. I agree with one of the comments in the article that “I see a psych ward visit in this guy’s future.”
Oh, one other weirdness. Anyone catch that the cat’s name was “Navarro” and he was marinating in red hot chili peppers? You can almost hear the mid-90’s white funk from here.
No, no, no. A good Thai curry! Sheesh. Honestly, folks, do we have no standards on the Dope at all any more?
From the article:
Yes. It’s a cat.
Joe
New cat owners really should read the warranties and disclaimers in the manual.
This is why, for so many centuries, cats were not fit pets for godly people. Through its low nature, it clearly tempted this man to become a crazy fuck. DEVIL-KITTY!!11!!
He’s probably mad that the cat was bogarting all the cat nip.
And a monacle away from being a Bond Villain.
If all you’re getting is a dry rub, you probably shouldn’t be eating that pussy.
No kidding!
Okay, one, how do you marinate the cat with the fur still on it? Shouldn’t you remove it first? Second, am I the only one who cracked up laughing at the photo of the cat in the article? I don’t know why, it’s just funny.
Now that I saw it it is pretty funny. I mean, sure, it’s news because he marinated it, but no one seems to care that it’s been DECAPITATED! :eek: