Man calls 911 to ask "What's the penalty for growing one marijuana plant?"

[Annie-Xmas]

Need Answer Fast?.

I guess right now he’s not the merriest jane in the bunch. Hey, Budddy–there’s something called “The Internet” that you should know about.

[Malleus_Incus_Stapes]

Yes, he should have tried The Straight Dope.

[CrazyCatLady]

The part I specially love is that he got busted because they traced the call he made from the landline in his house.

Not the brightest grow light in the house, is he?

[WhyNot]

So?

What *is *the penalty for growing one marijuana plant?

(Don’t need answer fast.)

[Al_Bundy]

In the booking photo, the perp looks all to dumb. He should have made that call to 911 before buying all the equipment. Then the police would have found nothing (maybe) and perhaps he would have had a shot at an illegal search claim if there were a technical mistake made by the officers. I bet the funny stories are rampant in the ready room.

[Ibanez]

To bad he doesn’t know you need a female and male marijuana plant in order to grow the stuff that gets people stoned. One plant, male or female no matter how great it looks will not produce THC bearing buds.

[aruvqan]

@Ibanez

To bad he doesn’t know you need a female and male marijuana plant in order to grow the stuff that gets people stoned. One plant, male or female no matter how great it looks will not produce THC bearing buds.

Wrong, female plants that are allowed to flower but not to seed are the best source and what is desired.

[Musicat]

@Ibanez

To bad he doesn’t know you need a female and male marijuana plant in order to grow the stuff that gets people stoned. One plant, male or female no matter how great it looks will not produce THC bearing buds.

Obviously you know nothing about growing. What you say is pretty much the opposite of how it works. Female plants produce prodigious buds only in the absence of males.

But how would I know?

On preview, I see aruvqan may be getting an unannounced, unwelcome visit also.

[Contrapuntal]

@aruvqan

Wrong, female plants that are allowed to flower but not to seed are the best source and what is desired.

That loud knocking on your door is probably just the pizza guy.

[Ogre]

@Contrapuntal

That loud knocking on your door is probably just the pizza guy.

No-knock pepperoni!

[Filbert]

Reminds me of this.

Eejits come from all over the world

[Ibanez]

@aruvqan

Wrong, female plants that are allowed to flower but not to seed are the best source and what is desired.

Oh.

Thanks for the correction.

[aruvqan]

@Musicat

Obviously you know nothing about growing. What you say is pretty much the opposite of how it works. Female plants produce prodigious buds only in the absence of males.

But how would I know?

On preview, I see aruvqan may be getting an unannounced, unwelcome visit also.

Why?

I was born in 1961, I lived through the 70s and 80s, and can read. There has been a lot on the medical marijuana debate in magazines and both on TV and online. I am not so isolated that I can’t remember my youth or what was on TV last week. Discovery channel has been pounding the documentaries on all the different drugs this month. Anybody could come search my home and all they will find is OTC drugs and prescription drugs.

Plus the translation of sensemilla is ‘without seeds’

I also watched Cheech and Chong movies.