Man, you guys are lucky. I had to tie a kite string around mine and go stand in a thunderstorm.
Did they throw him out of the library?
Perfect…This was back in about 1979, so I am a bit vague on the details after all these years, but I recall he did it simply because he wanted to do it himself and had planned for quite some time before doing it.
No. He was in the abridged volume section.
Wow. He must have balls of steel.
So… he did it with an arc welder, then?
[Night Court]
Bull: “I’ve thought about it, Harry, and you’re right. If I decide to get a vasectomy, I’ll have the doctor do it”.
Harry (to other cast members, who’ve just accused him of meddling): “He wanted to borrow my weed whacker!!”
[/Night Court]
I was one of the fortunate ones that got to use the pencil sharpener at school.
I just tied a string on to a Lazy Ike, buried the hooks in the dangly part, tied the other end of the string into a noose, angd then lassoed a passing bus.
The waiting was the worst part.
I’ve had four different encounters with people who’ve castrated themselves. One of them did use a can lid, albeit not a rusty one. And that wasn’t the worst of the four.
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My first thought when I saw this was it had to be QtM posting, then I saw it was you and remembered “oh yeah, Little Nemo’s a prison employee too”.
Did any of these gentlemen ever attempt to explain WTF they were thinking at the time?
And does this have anything to why shock sites like Amp’s link have so goddamn many castration photos? That one in particular looked like it was posed.
My first week on the job I escorted a prisoner to a disciplinary hearing. He was charged with self-harm for repeatedly stabbing himself in the stomach with a fork. He had entered a written explanation of his actions as his defense:
“I no get commissary so I eat myself.”
That’s when I realized explanations are overrated.
Anyone seen Hard Candy.
I just feel the need to add a few more :eek: 's to this discussion.
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Really, dude, a tin can lid? And that wasn’t the worst you encountered? Somebody’s got to do it… So what WAS the worst?
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I thought the penis mightier than the sword?
Well, maybe, but not mightier than the tin can lid. Or the nail clippers.
Little Nemo what WAS the worst?
Plastic butter knife. He spent about ten minutes sawing away but he only got halfway through.
Please tell me you’re joking.