Beefy grinder worker new "Burger King"
Eager Auger Minces Meat Man
Props to him… even though I’ve got a bone to pick him with.
This story and the Jackie Chan movie “Rumble in Bronx” are the two reasons why I keep reminding myself - If ever thrown into a woodchipper/meatgrinder make absolutely positively sure to go in head first.
Fargo. :eek:
Nice they are closing the auger “for the day”…
“OK everybody, you have the rest of the day off, but starting tomorrow, we’re back to the daily grind.”
The dude in Fargo was already dead when that happenned, which would be fine by me. If I am dead I want my body to be used for either medicine or science, but if they don’t need it - hey chop it up and use it for fuel, or building material as long as it is put to a good use. Its the whole feeling your feet turn to burger while fully self aware aspect of it that makes me uneasy.
I’m wondering if these people have a contract with Wendys. 
Hmm, he was 36, so he was just getting into music when “Bat out of Hell” was released. So it’s entirely possible that…
…they’ll play Meat Loaf at the funeral.
What a gristly end.
It’s an interesting case.
Oh, and thanks for providing a link.
I never sausage an accident.
I thought that this was going to be a thread about an organ grinder.
Another reason to make sure you cook your hamburger to an internal temperature of at least 160 F.
That’ll teach the guy to wear his puffy shirt to work.
Do you suppose they’ll put up one of those handmade crosses next to the machine? “Here flung the final pieces of John Smith. Poor Bastard.”
By the way, we’re all going staa-rrrraight to hell.
Yes.
On a bun.
With Sesame Seeds, Cheese, & a lot o ketchup.
He’s finally reached his Prime.
Man meat smoothie?