Gotta lovethe graphic details of the event 
*Want to put my tender heart in a blender
watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion… *
I wondered what the difference was, exactly, between a meat grinder and a meat auger.
Apparently, augers are the ones that you fall or get pulled into..
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:eek: And I thought getting sucked into a hay baler was the worst way to die!
Those meat augers seem to be very bloodthirsty. Something must be done to protect the world from the scourge of meat augers!
:eek: Not again…
So…
Closed casket then?
I had hamburgers for dinner yesterday.
I need a Pukey Smilie.
Not if they get Rico on the job! Have to watch out for foot-stealing teenagers though.
His name hasn’t been released.
I’m guessing Chuck.
More likely Johnny Verbeck.
Talk about getting a little behind in your work.
Hey, instead of holding a wake, how about a celebrity roast?
I’d say it augured badly for his future.
The guy should’ve taken a vacation day that day. You know, get away from the daily grind.
Talk about getting screwed…
‘Man Meets His Maker In A Meat-Maker’
Darn Aussies and their unsafe abattoirs! This never would have happened in a good old American slaughterhouse.
‘Falls’ in? I bet it was his first day on the job and his boss’s name was Vinnie.
Onion headline;
Distraught man falls to pieces on job, seperation anxiety possible cause…