Man Dressed As Tetris Box Sought Over Assault

Why, was he the one millionth person to make the CSI: Miami joke?

Well, it was also paired with a nice Tetris joke.

I’m pretty sure that the mental image that came to me when I read that the victim had to have plates inserted into his face is not what actually happened.

But once they’re in the lineup they’ll all disappear and the police will have to start over again. :smack:

If only the perp had dressed up as the long vertical piece he could have killed four victims at once. Plan ahead, people, sheesh.