:mad:
Shame on you !
He was a man of extemely good taste!
I am sooo going to hell for this one
Ah, the tale of my beginnings.
‘excuse me miss, this sausage isn’t made from Chicken is it? Cos it tastes like chicken… really, it does!’
I guess you have never heard of Johnsonville?
THAT IS WRONG WRONG WRONG… but I still find it funny…
Did he get a little behind in his work?
I too thought his personal “Sausage Futures” were in danger.
Right now Dibbler’s sausage is privately held… but they’re thinking about going pubic.
Was this a 1920’s style meat grinder?
I do not want to know about you holding your sausage, lieu!
And don’t do it in public, there are laws against that!
Gratuitous link.
::Bows before Eve ::
We are not worthy. May we simply bask in the brilliance? That was magnificent.
::Puts on sunglasses from the glare:: 
I guess it was my wurst post to date.
Actually, my mom told me it was lips and assholes.
It depends on whether you get the Schlongnasewurst or the Arselipwurst.
Slight hijack - My stepmother’s family experienced some pretty nasty things in Germany during WWII, but the one that really sticks in her mind is the time she bit into a black market sausage and found a button.
Button, button … who’s got the button?
[young Ranier Wolfcastle]
My bologna has a first name,
it’s F-R-I-T-Z.
My bologna has a second name,
it’s S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N
[/yRW]
Oh paging Mr. Mr. Johnny Rebeck!!!
obscure
She should just be thankful it wasn’t a belly button.
HAHAHAHA!!! 
Paging Sam Weller, paging Sam Weller …
(Not that I’m nitpickwicking or anything …)
jma
How do we know it was an accident? Maybe it was sooey-cide.