Man Has Accident In Sausage Factory. It's EXACTLY What You Think It Is.

Did they sell products to Wendy’s for their chili? I just read the thread on the fingerfood about 5 pages back.

Can I share an additional verse, by my brother?

Then one day a space ship landed on the roof
The aliens appeared in Johnny’s bedroom with a poof
They said “Take us to your leader” he showed them the machine
His coustomers could never tell why all their meat was green