Man rips out his wife's eyes

I’m sitting here trying to figure out how you tear eyes out. Man, that had to take some effort; there are a fair amount of muscles around them. What a weird thing to fixate on.

“When he found what she had done,
He tore her eyes out one by one…”
(apols. to Lehrer)

Which is always the best method, I find.

Otherwise it’s life auto-crucifixion: you can never get the last nail in.

Jeepers creepers!

Specifically, there’s a well-written summary of the argument against “recreational outrage” posting in this post.

Personally I have mixed feelings about the argument and lean against wholesale banning if it can be avoided, but I think the post I quoted above shows why some folks feel the way they do.

Sailboat

Oedipus by proxy.

A hateful, spiteful man. And he didn’t even use them to try to find the lost pages of the Devil’s Black Grimoire.

What, you’ve never lost a grape in your bellybutton?

I guess this is the place for righteous outrage, but is it the place for assumed outrage? It’s a terrible story, no doubt, but not unlike a dozen or so other terrible stories to hit the newswire each day. If the OP wants us to examine this story particular in detail, and share in his/her shock and horror, shouldn’t the OP have the courtesy write a bit about their shock and horror? I think it’s a fair thing to ask for, and then we can avoid all the idiots decrying criticism of an anorexic OP as lack of empathy for the people, furry little critters, or whatnot being murdered, sautéed, or fricasseed in the news item.

I am outraged by the outrage at the outrage.

Maybe we should have a new forum? Rather than the Pit, we could have The Latest and Outragest or something. There, we could all try to outdo each other in discovering and posting the latest Child-Molester-Microwaves-Kittens-While-Fellating-Jack-Chick stories.

Oh, I’m sure the Reader would go for it. :dubious:

What this board needs is more inrage.

Did anyone else notice that the actual event in question happened in 2003?

Whoopee, violent criminal I’ve never heard of gets sentenced. THAT’S worth a pit thread.

And another forum for threadshitting douches like lissener. He and the other almost-jr-mods could start threads for each other to take nice smelly dumps in, and leave the pit and other forums for people who have the minimum amount of brainpower to avoid threads that are clearly titled and can obviously be avoided if one has no interest in them.

While I am new to these forums, I have a hard time understanding how you have 10,000+ posts and have not been permanently banned for being a total dick stain.

This is what happens when you let filth like Shakespeare into our public schools.

lieu, you say too much funny shit to commend you on each one, but this one in particular killed me.

Yep, sometimes you just gotta rip your wife’s eyes out. :rolleyes:

I hate outrage threads.

I’m so outraged I just want to tear my eyes out!

How did I know, before reading the article, that this would be a Middle Eastern (or close) guy?