Man stuck waist deep in chocolate.

[friedo]

@CalMeacham

Because, you know, that’s of high importance.

The BBC has a habit of those kind of useful facts. Consider this classic, which ends with:

The Ministry of Defence spokesman did not confirm what toppings were on the pizza.

[pbbth]

I have always thought that if you don’t get to go in your sleep the next best option is in a giant vat of chocolate.