Factory worker dies after being submerged in chocolate vat
HATFIELD, Pennsylvania - A candy factory worker died after being submerged in a 1,200-gallon vat of liquefied chocolate, police said.
(Just imagine the poor soul’s conversation with St. Peter…)
Crap! This is on par with “Death By Orgasm”. Either way is fine by me.
[Smothers Bros.]
I yelled ‘FIRE’ when I fell into the chocolate,
I yelled ‘FIRE’ when I fell into the chocolate,
Why’d you yell ‘FIRE’ when you fell into the chocolate,
—cause no one’d saved me if I yelled ‘CHOCOLATE!’
[/Smothers Bros]
I can’t wait to see this as an episode of Six Feet Under
I wonder if they kept the chocolate anyhow and still made candy bars out of it…?
I knew that M&M was crunchier than usual.
(after reading the article) It is sad though. The poor guy was only 19, and his family will have to live with all the bad jokes made by TV talk show hosts, message board administrators, etc.
I’m wondering how Law & Order will make an episode out of this.
I guess he had to one up the Crunchy Frog.