Can you get too much chocolate? Yes!
Brought to you by Wisconsin the bizarre state.
Maybe Burlington should add this to their chocolate festival.
mmmm, chocolate covered bacon.
*What did you do when you fell into the chocolate?
What did you do when you fell into the chocolate?
What did you do when you fell into the chocolate?
Lolly Doo Dum Lolly Doo Dum Dey
I yelled “Fire” when I fell into the Chocolate
I yelled “Fire” when I fell into the Chocolate
I yelled “Fire” when I fell into the Chocolate
Lolly Doo Dum Lolly Doo Dum Dey
Why’d you yell “Fire” when you fell into the Chocolate?
Why’d you yell “Fire” when you fell into the Chocolate?
Why’d you yell “Fire” when you fell into the Chocolate?
Lolly Doo Dum Lolly Doo Dum Dey*
Because I knew no one would come help me if I yelled "CHOCOLATE!"
– Old Smothers Brothers song
I want to see the Insurance form they fill out for this.
My favorite line:
Because, you know, that’s of high importance.
With all that cocoa butter, he should have smooth skin. I wonder if he tried to take advantage of his soak, by hitting on women. I can imagine the women saying “Excuse me for being bold, but you smell wonderful.”. This could get errotic if I go on. so I’ll drop it here.
That’s the point where I spewed energy drink out of my nose. It’s still funny, however, I am feeling less energetic.
“The accident involved dark chocolate.” That’s fucking poetry.
Hell, i was thinking, does he need someone to lick it off?
It was WAIST DEEP! He could have DIED.
“Death by Chocolate?”
(bolding mine)
I’ll bet they could’ve rescued him sooner if he had quit climbing back in!
CalMeacham, that’s exactly the first thing I thought of!
That pissed me off. You know that if it had been a vat of white chocolate, they’d never have mentioned it in the article. But since it’s dark chocolate, they got to make a big deal about it. This country is so damn racist.
Also, delicious. But mostly racist.
Perhaps he was looking for the Virgin Mary.
I was in a vat up to waist in chocolate.
Sure buddy, that’s why there are Hershey squirts on your BVDs.
True enough, but what a way to go…
Choclate Nut Clusters 
Dude, you are channeling Diogenes the Cynic. Quick switch to decafe. 
Now that’s funneeee!!;
Well, dark chocolate is stastically 2/3 more likely to be involved in these types of incidents than white chocolate. You can’t argue with statistics.
I was wondering what happened to Augustus Gloop.